BRIT’S BIGMOUTHED MAMA

It’s pretty damn easy to rant about Britney Spears. It’s even easier to rant about her crazy ass family.

They are crazy. It’s a fact. The sky is blue. Tom Cruise is gay. The U.S economy is going down the crapper. Paris Hilton is dumb. Grass is green. The Spears family is crazy. Fact. But in case we needed a reminder, Lynne Spears went on the Today Show to sell her children, her soul and – oh yeah – her new book.

The book is called “Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.” Seriously.

Crazy Lynne is serious about this bullshit.

So the book is supposedly Lynne’s way of “setting the record straight” and letting the world know that Britney’s breakdown was not her fault. Jamie Lynn is a slut but it’s not her fault. In fact, she is not a stage mom. Nope, six-year-old Brit apparently “pushed” Mama Spears to get her in the industry. At six. Little Brit “made” Lynn take her to auditions and whore herself out to the world for fame and fortune.

Yeah, that’s Joe Simpson’s story too and he’s sticking to it.

Then Lynne Spears, attempting to appeal to mothers around the world in a desperate I’m-just-like-you plea, compares Britney’s time on the top of the pop charts to sending your kid away to college. Meredith Viera ate it up. Soccer moms most likely ate it up.

I almost threw up my lunch. Mama Spears is media-savvy, I’ll give her that. By the end of the interview she almost came across as a caring parent who simply lost a battle with forces out of her hands.

Are we sure Lynne Spears and Sarah Palin aren’t the same person? Have we ever seen them in the same room? Seriously. The slutty teen daughters. The God references. The hair. I’m just saying..

Anyway, I digress. Please don’t buy Lynne Spears’ book. For every copy that sells, the dreams of a real writer holed up in Brooklyn with a half-written masterpiece die. You don’t want to be responsible for that. But Lynne doesn’t care. Lynne is shameless. Lynne has no morals. Lynne is already cooking up a reality show staring Brit’s sons Sean Preston and Jayden.

But alas, without the Crazy Spears fam we would have so much less scandal, teen pregnancy, shaved heads, and messy divorces to blog about. This sh&t is what gossip is made of. So thank you Lynne Spears. Thank you and your crazy ass daughters.

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