We can finally take a break from our average lives and plunge into the glamorous lifestyle of Lauren Conrad and her crew once more. However, this crew might soon be hitting splitsville. LC is still stuck between her roomies, Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth. She wants them all to be bffs although Audrina and Lo are as different as Hilary Duff and Amy Winehouse, (though the only rehab Audrina needs is a Justin Bobby one). LC’s master plan is to organize (with Lo’s assistance) Audrina’s birthday party at their house. Of course everything backfires. Lo is angry at Audrina for being unappreciative of her and LC ’slaving’ in the kitchen. When Lo Bosworth gets cake on her dress, it’s the last straw. She decides that she’d rather play with Chloe the puppy than Audrina Patridge and her tattooed and mohawked friends. The next day, Lo unsuccessfully tries to patch things up with Audrina. But Audrina explains to Lo, “I just feel like I don’t click with you… I just don’t care, we’ll never be friends.” Audrina’s response comes as no surprise considering her description of Lo to her co-worker Chiara Kramer: “Lo’s just super bitchy, that’s just how she is.”

Who does LC choose? The lifelong bitchy friend or the new buddy rocker chick? Luckily, LC has a new, I mean old, flame to keep her spirits up. She explains to Whitney that she had run into an old friend/bf/hook up guy? named Doug who had asked her out on a date. “It’s about time,” Whitney tells her. Yes it is, LC, considering you have more Hills seasons than boyfriends. LC’s excitement indicates that she agrees. I’m not as impressed. Brody or Colletti he is not. However, LC had accompanied Doug to his prom and she sure seemed nostalgic and creepy when she reminisces about stalking him at his home. Doug isn’t fazed and asks Lauren on a 2nd date before their drinks arrive. LC orders a fuzzy dragon while Doug opts for a beer. LC embarks on the philosophical topic of what a drink tells about a person. I’m not even going to try to explain what a fuzzy dragon means. However, LC informs Doug that by ordering beer, it shows he’s a guy’s guy.

Spencer Pratt is no guy’s guy, only Heidi Montag’s guy. The dude doesn’t seem to have any friends and even his own sister doesn’t care for him. This episode introduces a new sibling: Holly Montag. Heidi’s younger sister, who looks nothing like her, comes to visit the Speidi’s much to Spencer’s annoyance. Heidi begs him to be nice and with his signature douchebag smirk, he responds “Nice’ is my middle name.” If I was Holly, I’d sleep with my eyes open. He wouldn’t eat the breakfast she made him and chooses to go back to sleep. You’d think he would give up the hobo lifestyle now that he actually has… a home. However, this allows Heidi to take Holly for a super LA makeover which hopefully involved no silicone. Sorry Heidi, hair extensions do not make you LA- or maybe they do. Holly needs more time to look the part and announces that she wants to move to LA and crash at Heidi’s place. Spencer is oh so thrilled.

If “things have to get worse before they get better,” as Lauren Conrad explains, be prepared for an awesome season!






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