Tonight’s Hills episode titled “A new roommate” spurs new suspense into the living situation of Lauren Conrad. It seems living with her might be bad luck. First Heidi Montag is ex-communicated, now it seems Audrina Patridge is next on the list with Lo Bosworth stealing her place. LC and Lo meet for lunch at the Spanish Kitchen, and discuss moving in together before Audrina arrives. Audrina may have some great intuition when she asks “are you sure you guys want me to move in with you?” Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth exchange long looks before reassuring her. LC, LO, L.A.: all with two letters, all a tad fake – kind of like Heidi’s breasts. Audrina doesn’t seem to be buying it, but since her face always looks blank, it’s hard to tell if she notices anything odd.

All the girls head out for another girls’ night out: clubbing at Goa. Drama arises when Lauren Conrad finds Heidi Montag at her table cozying up to Audrina. Does LC really think she can be friends with Stephanie Pratt and yet never run into Heidi? It must be all that LA sun getting to her head and the smog clouding it. But girls’ nights out are incomplete until crashed by a male. Last week it was Spencer Pratt and this week it’s Justin Bobby! Yes girls, it’s the return of Mr.Justin-Johnny-Depp-wannabe-burp-in-your-face-Bobby! Justin Bobby needed to come back, Audrina feels lonely surrounded by all the blondes.

At Goa, Heidi decides to befriend Justin Bobby. She realizes that befriending someone anti-LC will give her a better chance in her fight for Audrina. She explains to Justin how happy she is to have Audrina back in her life. She loudly explains that she and Audrina were friends long before Audrina and LC. Lauren Conrad is sitting only two people over and decides to leave the club accompanied by her only sidekick, Lo. It seems trying to handle both Justin and Heidi might be too much. I hope Heidi and Justin Bobby start dating, that could be a whole spin-off reality show!

Justin and Audrina reconciliation is in the works as the two meet for a ‘reunion dinner’ and NOT a date as Audrina explains to LC. She can call it what she wants, but when two people’s clothes match perfectly, there must be chemistry. More sexual sparks can be felt as Audrina admires Justin’s scent, “you smell good.” His reply: “I haven’t showered in weeks.” Sadly, we believe him. The guy manages to always look dirty. And what’s with his eye-raising? Is he trying to hypnotize Audrina into being his girlfriend again? Sadly it seems to work when Justin asks Audrina what she is doing later. She answers she doesn’t know. But we know exactly who she is doing later. Justin makes it clear as he continues to raise his eyes and retorts “uh oh.” Would you really want to go home with a guy whose response is “uh oh?”

It seems both Audrina and Heidi like them bad boys. Heidi shows up as Stephanie’s apartment and tries to be as fake to Spencer as she was to Audrina. He’s not buying it and plays it cool (which in Spencer’s case means evil). I guess this is all part of his “Win Heidi Back” plan. Maybe he should take some pointers from Justin. Has he tried burping at her yet?






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