I know I’ve already dished this week, but there is so much to be said about Anna Nicole Smith that I feel I have to share it.

Anna Nicole was the first, the original, celeb famous for just being famous. Bet that isn’t something Paris Hilton wants to hear, but in my eyes, it’s true. With such memorable antics as this drunken appearance on a music awards show, she gave today’s celebutantes a run for their sorely earned money.

The rumours have, quite simply, been churning out ever since Anna Nicole was taken to the hospital, and it seems nothing, from the reasons for her death to speculation over how much her daughter, Dannielynn is worth, is off limits. Even the final shots of this former Playboy model being carted into a hospital were caught on tape and sold for $500,000.

Former boyfriend, and the insistent would-be father of Dannielynn, Larry Birkhead released a statement on his website expressing his sadness at Anna Nicole’s passing and saying his daughter Dannielynn is the only thing that is keeping him from losing his mind. I think you already have there, Birkhead. Until a paternity test figures out who that poor, poor child’s real father it, I’d keep your slimy lips closed.

Dannielynn wasn’t with Anna Nicole in Florida when she died. People.com reports the months-old baby is still in the Bahamas, where she was born days before Anna Nicole’s other child, son Daniel, died of a reported drug overdose. Anna Nicole’s mom, who Anna Nicole openly hated on, as in this Entertainment Tonight interview, said she will try to get custody of the baby girl. Dannielynn, if you could run or even understand what I’m saying here, I’d tell you to run. Mommy dearest believes Dannielynn would be better in her custody, for, as she told CNN’s Nancy Grace, she thinks Howard K. Stern, the other possible baby daddy, is responsible for Daniel’s death. Stern was with Anna Nicole in Florida.

A judge has now ordered Anna Nicole’s body preserved during the autopsy to determine her death for reasons of paternity testing. But, as her lawyer pointed out, we already know Anna Nicole is the baby mama, so what’s the point?

Apparently Birkhead and Stern aren’t the only ones who should be concerned about paternity test results. There are a small mountain of other rumoured possibilities. Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband says he had an affair with Anna, so could be the proud papa. Some other sources have come out and said that her son, Daniel, was actually the dad (umm… effed up much?) or that Anna Nicole knocked herself up with frozen sperm belonging to deceased hubby, oil billionaire, J. Howard Marshall II.

Speaking of Howie Marshall, Anna Nicole, even in death, is wound up in court battles over his fortune. Marshall’s family is still tied up with Anna Nicole in battles over his billion-dollar fortune that could go on for years yet. Anna Nicole married the guy when he was 89-years-old. After a presumably sexless 14 months, he kicked the bucket.

There were plenty of prescription drugs found in Anna Nicole’s hotel room, including Valium and Methadone, and were in Stern’s name. Hmmm. Anna Nicole also had been ill in the days before her death, and no foul play is being considered. The autopsy continues.

So, Anna Nicole may be resting. It just sure ain’t in peace.






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