Celebrity Noose – The Globes, Posh in LA and Brit’s Sexy Time

So Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart is all a-buzz over the Golden Globe Awards, which means I should be too. She is, afterall, the matriarch of entertainment and the puppet I aspire to be.
The winners: Babel, Dreamgirls, Borat. Anyone surprised? Sasha Baron Cohen appeared minus his Borat garb, which must feel a tad strange for him as he hasn’t hit up a public event without the ’stache in awhile.
Is it wrong that a perverse little part of me is screaming with glee that Beyonce isn’t getting half a weave’s worth as much publicity right now as Dreamgirls co-star and Globe winner Jennifer Hudson? I mean, posing like this on the red carpet will just continue to fodder my fire of discontent. Ever since girl released an album essentially named after a pot that cleans your ass, I just haven’t felt the same.
Anyway, J.Hud apparently didn’t even mention Beyonce in her thank-you speech when picking up her Best Supporting Actress award. And who can blame her? Rumours of a Beyonce-initiated feud have been flying since the buzz began about Jennifer’s Dreamgirls performance.
Hollywood’s newest “it” girl is Victoria “Posh” Beckham. Mrs. Becks was in Tinsel Town this week scouting out housing and schools for her young. The Beckham’s will land in America this summer when David Beckham’s $1 million US per week contract begins with soccer club Los Angeles Galaxy. It seems Posh fits right in already. She partied after the Globes with the likes of Eva Longoria and BFF Tom Cruise.
Now back to news in the world of those quasi-celebs who didn’t get a Globes invite (there weren’t many of them — even Paris Hilton had a line bypass to a hot Globes afterparty hosted by Warner Bros).
My little Britney Spears was out in full-force this past weekend, proving that you can, in fact, buy love. She took new boy-toy Isaac Cohen out for a weekend in Las Vegas, springing for $40,000-a-night love nest, complete with rotating bed. I’ll leave that one to your imagination.
Photogs apparently had a hard time capturing Issac in a photo with Brit. He often trailed behind Britters, keeping his distance. Can’t say I blame him.
Here’s a point for Brit’s ex, Kevin Federline. Apparently he’s getting a Superbowl commercial. Britney was snubbed for one.
Actress Scarlett Johansson has been pegged as the reason for Justin Timberlake’s breakup with Cameron Diaz. The two got cozy at a Hollywood nightclub where Justin introduced Scarlett to his mom (who takes their mom clubbing with them?) Nothing has been confirmed or denied, but the relationship watch is at red alert for these two.
And here’s a nugget from a C-Lister who wasn’t anywhere near the Globes. Sabrina the Teenage Witch star Melissa Joan Hart was gettin’ a little P.O.ed on her blog this week. Seems American Idol finalist Chris Daughtry needs to be stopped!
She thinks his craptastic band stole lyrics from her even more craptastic songwriter husband. Why would anyone yoink a song with lyrics like “the good things in life are hard to find” or “can’t let it bring us down”? If you’re gonna steal, Chris Daughtry, at least spring for the Grammy winner.
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