Britney Spears’ newborn son Jayden James had his first photo-op yesterday. Or at least his legs did.

Spears was photographed boarding a plane from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to Las Vegas with her two sons, Sean and Jayden.

Spears carried Sean onto the plane, while another handler carried Jayden, who was bundled in a blanket with his fat little Federline legs sticking out.

Speaking of the Fed-Ex, US Weekly has obtained a photo of a note Kevin Federline apparently taped on his dressing room door.

The note, taped to the door at the House of Blues in Chicago, eloquently states the following:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
–Kevin Federline

Yes, Fed-Ex. This will definitely help you to get custody of those two boys.






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