Baseball’s nuttiest wife will now just be a regular hot crazy lady.
Anna Benson, wife (for now) of Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson, wants a divorce.
She filed for divorce in Atlanta this week, claiming the marriage is “irretrievably broken.”
Kris thinks the New York Mets traded him away because of his wife.
During their seven-year marriage, she:
-created her own web site
-dressed provocatively at team Christmas parties
-called New York tabloids and told them gossip about herself
-regretted giving $1 million to a 9/11-related charity after her husband was traded out of New York (“They should give it back to us if they trade us”)
-said she would sleep with the entire Mets team, including bat boys, is Kris ever cheated on her.
Anna Benson made Kendra Davis look like Mother Theresa.
And now the marriage that sitcom writers wouldn’t dare to try to emulate will be over.