Attempting to contribute to his family, Kevin Federline will launch his debut rap album this year.
But before that, Ferderline, better known (well, only known) as the (current) husband of Britney Spears, has launched his very own web site to promote the album.
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Visitors who log on to kevinfederline.com will be confronted by a scrapbook of tabloid articles, some showing him alongside Spears and some with headlines like “Divorce Kevin now” and “Brit boots Kevin.”
After the tabloid articles are splashed on the screen, a message reads, “now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover.”
Meanwhile, a song with the lyrics, “keep messing with my family and you’re through” is played.
After that intro, users are lead onto his actual web site, which has nothing on it so far except a link to his Myspace page and a message from K.Fed.
“I don’t think we’ve ever been formally introduced,” he writes. “My name is Kevin Federline. I’m 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha.”
Ouch.
“On a more serious note,” he continues, “there’s going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am.”
Lucky us.
